It’s like a dream. A 1970s dream. Telly Savalas could walk in at any moment.
If you say a swear word you have to put a dollar in the swear jar. If you fart, the ceiling mounted laser canons will zap you in your bar stool.
What’s this? Only the greatest basement bar in the history of mankind nothing will ever top this it’s too incredible oh my God I love it more than anything ever. Especially…
- Elderly woman tour guide
- Cat on a pool table
- Sexy Farrah Fawcett poster almost out of view on left
- Nude woman painting + other sexy poster
- Bathroom door opens to bar
- Heart-shaped chairs.
- Fake rock walls
- Golden table cloth
As if this room isn’t enough, there’s an old dude in a track suit hiding upstairs in the real estate listing. You won’t regret seeing the entire house HERE.
Are those three lights doing a sexy dance down that stripper pole?
I like that there’s a kids table in the bar. http://www.estately.com/listings/info/9618-clark-street
The first rule of Knorr Street Fight Club is we don’t fight. We discuss the Chaucer over 22oz. cans of Schlitz Malt Liquor in the basement. You got that Kevin? No more fighting! We’re over that now.
How is this house still on the market? It’s got air hockey, foosball, arcade games, darts, and seating for five.
Once the Chardonnay bottle is empty there ain’t nothing left to do but gnaw on the pine bar and wood paneling like a couple ravenous beavers.
Deer pelt subtly draped over a chair, paintings of sailors, tinsel, and seating for two. Mmmmh… that’s my kind of bar.
Totally cool if you want to rush the bar because it’s padded.